Showing posts with label Kiwi Culture. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Kiwi Culture. Show all posts

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Do the Hokey Pokey


Hokey Pokey ice cream is a Kiwi institution and I embrace it whole heartedly! This yummy treat consists of vanilla ice cream with bits of Hokey Pokey (sponge toffee candy) mixed in. The toffee is made by mixing sugar and golden syrup (a baking staple in the Kiwi kitchen) with baking soda to create a frothy mixture, which sets like a crunchy toffee. It tastes sorta like caramel or butterscotch with a bit of crunch. Delicious!

Hokey Pokey ice cream has recently become popular in Japan and the South Pacific. Although, sadly, it's not available in the U.S. Guess I'll have to make my own!

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Watching Grass Grow: The Sport of Cricket


Call me crazy, but I just don't get Cricket, and probably never will. I think you have to be born into the sport to understand it. I've watched a bit of it on TV here in New Zealand and heard the scores on the radio, but it all looks and sounds so complicated!

Here are some excerpts of recent scores:

"play was halted by rain 15 minutes after the lunch break with New Zealand struggling at 48 for three in their second innings, after being forced to follow on 326 runs behind Australia's first innings."

"stumps were drawn early on the fourth and final day with England A 158 for one in their second innings, with captain Robert Key and Jonathan Trott adding an unbroken 140 for the second wicket."

"McCullum's demise after he and Ryder crunched an opening stand worth 166 triggered an implosion that saw five wickets lost for 37 in the space of 53 balls."

"Harbhajan's first two overs cost 29 but the spinner atoned when Ryder chipped to long-off to leave New Zealand in dire straits at 188 for four."

"After leg-spinner Shahid Afridi took 6-38 to dismiss Australia for 168, Pakistan needed just 44.1 overs to cruise to 6-171."

"Afridi's heroics with the ball were capped by causing Australia more pain with the bat, belting 24 from 16 balls, including five boundaries, in the middle order."

"Indian opening batsmen Virender Sehwag and Gautam Gambhir made a revised target of 54 in six overs look easy, with Sehwag finishing the match with his fourth six in an innings of 38 not out off 16 balls."

Huh?

The BBC offers a nice glossary of some of the more creative cricketing slang.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport2/hi/cricket/skills/6100344.stm

My favorite Cricket term is Googly.

If you’re interested in learning more about Cricket, or you’re bored, or just plain crazy, check out the Bollywood film Lagaan. It’s 4 hour Indian musical about Cricket! It just might approximate the thrilling, edge-of-your-seat, experience that is a Cricket match.

New Music

I've discovered some great new music here in New Zealand and thought you might be interested. There should be something for everyone....

Bic Runga
http://www.bicrunga.com/
A young singer/songwriter from Christchurch. Her voice is beautiful and soothing. At different times her music reminds me of Jewell, Sheryl Crow, Beth Orton and Norah Jones. Her song "Sway" was on the American Pie Soundtrack and received lots of airplay in the States.

Moana Maniapoto
http://www.moananz.com/
A Maori singer/songwriter that blends traditional Maori song and chant with soul, reggae and hip hop. Her music is a wonderful crossroads of the past and present.

Black Seeds
http://theblackseeds.com/
A Wellington band that fuses reggae, funk and dub. Fun, easy, mellow music. Former band member Bret McKenzie is also a member of the comedy duo Flight of the Conchords. Favorite songs are "Cool Me Down" and"Good People."

Gurumuul
http://www.gurrumul.com/
My personal favorite: A blind Aboriginal singer from an island in Arnhemland, in northern Australia. He sings in Yolngu Matha, his native language. His voice is incredibly beautiful, you will melt! Reminds me a lot of Aaron Neville. I got his self-titled album on iTunes.

Scribe
http://www.myspace.com/scribedirtyrecords
A very popular rap/hip hop artist of Samoan descent. You can also check out his songs on iTunes. He's collaborated with Wyclef Jean and Talib Kwali. Top hits include "Stand Up," "Not Many" and "Dreaming."

Kommikal
http://www.myspace.com/conjurur
A bi-lingual (Maori/English) rap/hip hop artist. His music often includes traditional Maori chants, such as Haka war-cries. The Maori language seems to suit this music genre nicely.

Happy listening!

Thursday, April 16, 2009

The Pavlova Wars


The relationship between New Zealand and Australia is something like a sibling rivalry: each country jokes about the other but rely upon one another at the end of the day. Much of the rivalry comes from sports, although there are many disputes over the nationality of famous people and rock bands, and even the origins of some foods.

The most famous sporting incident that Kiwis will NEVER let the Aussies live down is The Underarm Bowling Incident which occurred on February 1, 1981 when New Zealand was playing Australia in the cricket World Series Cup in Melbourne, Australia. In order to prevent New Zealand from scoring to tie the match, the Australian bowler delivered the last ball underarm, along the ground. This action was technically legal, but seen as being against the spirit of the game.

The Underarm Bowling Incident of '81 continues to fan the flames of rivalry between Kiwis and Aussies. I've heard it argued about between my Kiwi and Aussie friends, especially after a few beers. New Zealand Prime Minister, John Key, recently said the Kiwis were ready to forgive Australia the underarm bowl, explaining that "we've certainly stopped the counseling sessions."

Another sporting rivalry is Phar Lap, a thoroughbred horse that was born in New Zealand and raced in Australia, winning two consecutive Melbourne Cups. Both countries claim him as their own.

The actor Russell Crowe is also claimed by both counties. Crowe was born in New Zealand and his family moved to Australia when he was 4 but he did not become an Australian citizen until 2006. Kiwis were recently annoyed when Australia put Crowe on a series of postage stamps recognizing great actors and actresses of Australia.

Actor Sam Neil is disputed across the Tasman Sea. Neil was born in Ireland to a Kiwi father and English mother, grew up in New Zealand, lives in Sydney Australia, and runs Two Paddocks Winery in New Zealand. Figure that one out.

In fact, many Kiwis move to Australia and the large continent is often referred to by Kiwis as the "brain drain." Former New Zealand prime minister, Robert Muldoon, once famously quipped that "New Zealanders who emigrate to Australia raise the IQ of both countries."

The rivalry rages on in the kitchen as well. Both countries claim to have been the inventors of Pavlova, a baked meringue dessert topped with whipped cream and fresh fruit and named after the Russian ballerina, Anna Pavlova, who visited both countries in the 1920s. Although, recent evidence from a Kiwi food historian suggests that the Kiwis did indeed develop a recipe for Pavlova first....

New Zealanders and Australians also argue about the origins of the Lamington, a sponge cake coated in chocolate icing and dried coconut. I'm still not sure why any country would want to claim this bland dessert as their own.

And then there are the sheep jokes. I won't go into detail about them, but I'm sure you can imagine....

If your interested in making a truly Antipodean dessert, here is a simple recipe for the perfect Pavlova:

*Preheat an oven to 150C (300F).

*Whisk five egg whites into stiff peaks, adding 225g caster sugar and a pinch of salt.

*Fold in two teaspoons of cornflour and one teaspoon of vinegar. Then spoon the mixture on to a baking sheet, or into a lined cake tin.

*Cook for 45-60 minutes.

*Whip 275ml of double cream with a teaspoon of Kirsch. When the pavlova is cool, top with the cream, soft fruit (such as raspberries, strawberries, kiwi fruit, or passionfruit), sugar and serve.

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Boy Racers


The term "Boy Racer" refers to a phenomenon that has spread through out New Zealand in the past few years. Boy Racers are teenage or twenty-something boys who modify their cars and drive irresponsibly, illegally, and generally disturb the local community through noise and vandalism.

The cars driven by Boy Racers are extremely modified and extremely ugly. Typical modifications for a boy racer include:

  • Hideous paint jobs, often including patterns, words or images
  • Ridiculously large spoilers
  • Huge, earth-shattering exhaust pipes
  • Engine modifications
  • Neon lights underneath the car (this is my favorite)
  • Lowering
  • Wide race tires
  • Loud sound systems

In fact, Boy Racers have become such a problem in New Zealand that 5 % of road deaths are caused by Boy Racers. In 2003 the Land Transport (Unauthorised Street and Drag Racing) Amendment Act, also known as the "Boy Racer Act," was signed into law. The Act is aimed at street racing and burnouts in public places.

Under the law, illegal activities include driving a car in an illegal street race or accelerating in an unnecessary way. Other infractions include wheel spins, "donuts" or driving a car in a way that causes the car to lose traction. There are heavy penalties for breaking the law, such as jail time, car impoundment, and fines.

Apparently, the law has helped police collect and impound many cars, but the Boy Racers continue to be a problem. A hospital in Christchurch has to move their patients on the weekends because the noise caused by Boy Racers on the street below is so bad. In January, a Christchurch policeman was ambushed by 300 Boy Racers who threw bottles at his car and shot at him with air rifles. The policeman just drove away, leaving the Boy Racers to their own destructive devises.

After the incident city officials and the public called for more aggressive laws to deal with the Boy Racer problem, including crushing their seized cars to get them off the road. The Boy Racers responded by threatening the Christchurch Mayor for his tough stance against them. They parked their cars outside his home, yelling and revving their engines.

Hmmm, so much for law enforcement.

Dunedin definitely has its share of Boy Racers. A walk down George St (the main street downtown) is not complete without engines revving, tires screeching, and music blasting from tinted windows. Grassy areas and parking lots often have tire marks from a cars doing donuts. The other night, I laid in bed listening to Boy Racers driving all over Dunedin until the wee morning hours. Every time I see these cars I have to shake my head and laugh. The cars are so ridiculous looking! And then I sprint across the street to avoid getting run over.

Thursday, April 9, 2009

NZ TV

On some cold and rainy nights we drag out our "entertainment system" (which includes a bulky soviet-era TV and a set of rabbit ears that extend 4 feet in the air) to watch some of the spectacular offerings on New Zealand TV. Reality shows are extremely popular here, including many from the U.S. and England, and there are some ridiculously bad drama/soap operas that we just can't bring ourselves to watch.

Some NZ-produced reality shows gems:

Border Patrol: This show tracks people, mail, and goods entering the country through Auckland International Airport and the Auckland Harbor. New Zealand has very strict customs policies and the inspection of items entering the country is taken very seriously. This includes drugs, weapons, pornography, terrorists, food, animals, fake medicines, insects and even illegal fossils! Some of the more "creative" goods brought or sent to NZ have been meth (known as "P" here) disguised in hot chocolate packets, illegal honey, an alligator head, live fish sent through the mail, and even a whale penis bone. Quite fun to watch actually, humans sure are crafty when it comes to smuggling!

Piha Rescue: This show follows the daily routine of the lifeguards that patrol the famous surf beach, Piha, on the North Island. Swimmers (and non-swimmers apparently) are constantly being rescued just minutes after entering the water, often after ignoring the lifeguards' warnings. But without the skimpy bathing suits and slow-motion running of Baywatch fame, just how many times can you watch lifeguards run into the water and drag in some poor swimmer?

New Zealand's Next Top Model: Like America's Next Top Model, except without Tyra, or Miss J, or good hair and make-up, or even good-looking models....Yeah, it's that bad.

Another interesting discovery on NZ TV are the commercials. There are lots of creative beer commercials (of course), but there are also lots of commercials that warn about the hazards of drinking. These are often very graphic, and involve car accidents, children and/or violence. I'm always surprised by these commercials, even when I've seen them before.

Interestingly, there are lots of commercials for male depression. Apparently depressed men in New Zealand aren't getting the help they need.

My favorite commercial is a tampon commercial about a woman and a beaver. The woman "takes care" of the beaver, taking it to the hair salon, the beach, out to lunch....I find it hilarious!
You can watch the commercial here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxkUE5TtOFQ

And then there is the language and nudity on TV. Lets just say that some things are best left unsaid, or seen, for that matter....

Friday, April 3, 2009

Poolside Haka

The other night we went for a swim at the community pool and witnessed 2 swim teams perform the Haka before their swim meet.

The Haka is the traditional Maori dance that includes shouting, postures, and facial expressions and is performed by a group. The All Blacks, the New Zealand rugby team, has popularized the Haka through their performances before a match. However, the team's war Haka is only one version of Haka among many, and not all Haka are exclusively war dances or only performed by men.

Here is a video of the All Blacks performing the Haka before a match against England in 2004. It also has translations of the song's words.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdMCAV6Yd0Y

Every time I see the Haka performed I get goosebumps. It's such an intense, passionate dance that rattles me to the core. It's quite intimidating!

However, the skinny, white, teenage swimmers performing the Haka on the pool deck were a different story.

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

The Barfies are Back!

Fall is upon us here in New Zealand and another school year is underway at the University of Otago which means the students are back in town. In a big way. Here in Dunedin, Uni students are known as "Scarfies" due the traditional blue and gold scarves worn to rugby games during the freezing winters. However, I like to call them Barfies, due to their drinking habits.

Compared to the States, New Zealand takes a very relaxed attitude toward drinking, with 18 the drinking age and drinking allowed in most public areas. From what I've seen, Barfies definitely take advantage of this freedom and take partying to a whole new level, a scary one. On any given night you can see hordes of young drunk students stumbling out to the pubs or find a couch burning party at some one's flat. On Saturday and Sunday mornings, Dunedin streets are filled with trash, broken furniture and smashed bottles, sidewalks are splattered with puke, dark corners smell like urine, bikes lie vandalized in bikes racks, and sometimes, even store fronts and cars are vandalized.

Now, I'm familiar with partying in college, but I have never seen a University involuntarily encourage it or a community so accepting of its negative consequences. Most people seem to have the attitude that it's "just kids having fun." Cleaning up puke for the hundredth time: Fun? Hmmmmm.

The front page of the freshman orientation activity guide published in a weekly paper advertised sales on cases of beer. This years annual "Freshman Toga Parade" (think Animal House) down Dunedin's main street turned into a violent riot with vandalized cars and broken store-front windows after older students living above the stores began throwing trash, food, vomit, and feces (yes, you read that right) down on the new students below. Shop owners were outraged and posters went up all over campus asking students if this type of behavior is what they wanted their degree to represent. However, no other steps have been taken to curtail student partying and only 3 out of over 2,000 students were arrested. Furthermore, the legal, cultural and psychological consequences for bad behavior are not very harsh or severe here so why should anyone care?

OK, I just have to ask, who in their right mind would allow thousands of drunk teenagers to have a toga party in the middle of the city??

Monday, February 23, 2009

Ode to my House

Summer seems to have ended, marked by 4 days of cold rain. Dunedin houses are not well built and most are uninsulated, making for a chilly, damp house. Here is an ode to our own house...

Oh House!

My cold, cold house!
You welcome in the Arctic winds
With paper-thin plywood walls and no insulation
Doors with breezy gaps and windows that rattle
A house with one heat source that only warms the living room
leaving the bedrooms freezing

My ridiculous, impractical house!
Without a vent for a clothes dryer
or an electrical outlet in the bathroom
With a stovetop positioned in a corner that requires advanced yoga to use
A house that once locked from the inside, can only be unlocked with keys
making a quick escape impossible

My cheap, unattractive house!
With textured wallpaper in appalling colors
Curtains from unwanted fabric in the remnant pile
Gaps and uneven lines in the woodwork
A house with shoddy cabinets, plastic counter tops, unsecured faucets and mismatching carpet

Oh House!

An incompetent contractor built you
without using levels, T-squares, or chalk lines
He was not aware that kitchen cabinets and refrigerator doors need to fully open
in order to function properly
An incompetent contractor who forgot to put the bathroom doors back on their hinges
Who left behind pipes that drip, wood scraps in the backyard
and carpet tacks sticking up through the carpet for bare feet to find

Oh dreadful House!
I see your mates all over Dunedin

Friday, February 20, 2009

Chinese Democracy in New Zealand?

Yes, Chinese Democracy is alive and well in New Zealand, in the form of the latest album from Guns n’ Roses, that is!

Remember Guns n’ Roses, those long-haired, bandanna-wearing rockers who welcomed you to the jungle back in 1987…? Well, Axel Rose has certainly found an enthusiastic and dedicated audience in Kiwis. In fact, from what I’ve heard, Guns n’ Roses appear to be an institution in New Zealand. The airwaves are crammed with songs from Chinese Democracy, and on any given Friday night, pubs are wallpapered with Axle’s voice screeching out Sweet Child Of Mine.

Now I like Guns n’ Roses every once in awhile, but it still strikes me as odd that out of all the great American rock bands, Guns n’ Roses would be so incredibly popular here in New Zealand. It’s almost as bizarre as David Hasselhoff’s über popularity in Germany. Almost.

Friday, February 13, 2009

Dunedin Wildlife


A Mullet in its natural habitat on the streets of Dunedin.

Monday, February 2, 2009

Mullet Spotting


I'm sorry, but the mullet has got to be the worst hairstyle ever created. Why on earth would you want to look like Billy Ray Cyrus or a porn star? Unfortunately, variations of the mullet, including the repulsive rat tail, are extremely popular here in Dunedin. Both men and women sport these hideous hair creations, which are often emphasized with colored highlights. I've even seen one guy with leopard spots bleached into his mangy strip of hair. Sadly, little boys, as young as 4 or 5 years old, have mini-mullets to match their dad's stunning mud flap.

Mullets have also infiltrated the sports arena. In fact, some sportscasters have even commented on the trend, questioning the players' choice in hairstyles. The photo above depicts a rugby player from an Otago team, the Highlanders, who has apparently started the mullet trend on his team.

A few years ago, there was a resurgence of the mullet in the U.S., but this trend tended to be more of an ironic fashion statement than a serious hairstyle. People had mullets as a joke. Not so in Dunedin. Here, you can have your business in the front and party in the back, too.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Who Wears Short Shorts?

Kiwi men do! I have never seen so many upper (and inner) thighs of men as I have here in New Zealand. Apparently these incredibly short shorts are called 'stubbies' and have been around for a while. Think 1970s corduroy OPs or UPS Man, and then go shorter. Kiwi men who wear short shorts include the mail carrier, road workers, truck drivers, farmers, construction workers and rugby players. At least, as athletes, the rugby players usually have shapely legs, but still...

This You Tube video showcases 'stubbies' in an add for L&P, a popular soft-drink here in New Zealand:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSFCvG6curE

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Starring America

I haven’t owned a TV in years and I find very few merits in watching television. Call me a TV snob but I’d rather read. Besides, cable is expensive, I loathe commercials, I watch movies on my laptop, and most of the HBO, Discovery or History channel shows that I like can be found on DVD. But now that I’m millions of miles from home and am the proud owner of a TV, I can’t help but feel nostalgic for some good ol’American entertainment. Even if this means watching shows that I would never watch back home (or at least admit to watching). There’s something about hearing the American accent, seeing American cities and landscapes, laughing along to American humor, laughing at American stupidity….It’s like going home without the plan ticket!

Our huge Soviet-era TV only gets 6 to 8 channels, depending on the angle of the rusty wire antenna, but many American TV shows are popular here, especially reality shows. Apparently Beauty and the Geek was a huge hit, as is The Girls Next Door (c’mon, it’s Playboy). Other shows that we’ve seen include Extreme Home Makeover, Fear Factor, America’s Next Top Model, Survivor, and My Super Sweet Sixteen (seriously, where do they find those kids? Oh yeah, America…). Other shows that are popular with Kiwis are Lost, Grey's Anatomy, Desperate Housewives, Scrubs and Seinfeld.

It’s quite unsettling to watch these shows and think, “Wow! This is how Americans are represented to those living outside the U.S. No wonder everyone thinks we’re crazy!” We come across as spoiled, immoral, greedy, un-educated, un-healthy, plastic surgery-obsessed, and aggressive. Ouch. But it’s entertainment and for 30 minutes I can lose myself in the silliness of American life.

Once in a while we even catch a movie on the basic channels. Most of these films don’t improve our image much but they sure are fun. We’ve seen some real gems of American cinema. These include:

The Day After Tomorrow-Might have been good on the big screen with all the special effects. Although, any movie that combines the science of climate change, rabid wolves, and Dennis Quaid is skating on thin ice.

Alien vs. Predator
-This one has it all: big guns, the brave female, the complicated foreigner, the amnesiac old man, ancient mythology, shamefully bad dialogue, and dripping slime. We miss you Sigourney and Arnold!

Failure to Launch
-Two words: Matthew McConaughey. Three words: Straight to video.

P.S. Kiwi shows aren't any better, but I'll save that for another day.

Friday, January 23, 2009

Extra, Extra! Read All About It!

Just for fun, here is a sampling of recent New Zealand headlines:

Winning Cherry Pip Spitter Reveals his Secrets
(Finally! I've been trying to figure out his secrets for years!)

Frog Ambassador Pays Visit
(From the country of Frog?)

Crowds Turn Out to See Damn Spills
(They do say three's a crowd)

Idea of a Pet Cemetery is Being Considered
(NIMBY)

School Garden Now Bunny-Proof
(Phew! I was getting so worried)

Girl Wins Model Aircraft Hat Trick
(Darn, I was perfecting my model submarine toe-flip kick)

Success for 71-year old Power Lifter
(You think Viagara had anything to do with it?)

Ban on Israelis Opposed
(Extreme Protest-the newest extreme sport to be introduced in the adventure capitol of the world)

Nerds Come to the Rescue
(What exactly were they rescuing...lost pocket protectors?)

Woman Catches Neighbor Going Through Underwear
(A knicker snatcher!)

Qualified Embalmer Back in Business
(You mean there was an un-qualified embalmer doing business at some point?)

Gifted Shooter Wins NZ Deerstalking Association Award
(Apparently it was a slow day in the newsroom...)

Department Of Conservation Arms Bats Against Rats
(What, with teeny tiny snap traps and cans of poison?)

Lego Olympics Spawn Lego Fever in NZ
(On your mark, get set, LEGO!)

French Horn Fun for Family
(This one time, at Band Camp....)

Cash for Bald Head Billboards
(No joke, Air New Zealand wanted to temporarily tattoo heads for new advertisements)

Lizards Not at Risk From Wind Farms
(Referring to those lizards flying in V-formation?)

Skater Boobs on Ice
(Video included!)

Goodbye Bush
(A new add for Veet hair removal product. BRILLIANT!)

New Zealanders Apply to Test Condoms
(Crickey Dick!)

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Long Blacks & Flat Whites

No, this isn't a racial thing, I'm ordering coffee! If you thought Starbucks was confusing, try getting a regular coffee in New Zealand. I first encountered this system in Australia a few years ago, but it didn't matter since I wasn't much of a coffee drinker then. Now, I like to have a nice cuppa' every now a then (and the coffee here is really good), but the menu needs decoding first. I did a little research and here's what I found:

Espresso: a 30 ml shot of black coffee produced from 7 grams of ground beans

Long Black: 2 shots of espresso added to twice as much hot water

Flat White: 1/3 espresso (2 shots) and 2/3 steamed milk

Cappuccino: 1/3 espresso (2 shots), 1/3 steamed milk, 1/3 foam

Latte: 1/3 espresso (2 shots), 2/3 steamed milk, a little foam

Macchiato:
2 shots of espresso, 5 ml milk on top, a bit of foam

Mochaccino: 2 shots of espresso, 1 teaspoon drinking chocolate, steamed milk

Right now I'm drinking cappuccino (thanks to my trip to Italy last summer) but I mix it up with a Latte or Hot Chocolate-with a chocolate fish of course (see Adventures in Food:Part 1)!

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Get Your Kiwi Junk Food!

There are so many new snack foods to try here that I thought I would share the wealth. To check out (or even order) some of the great Kiwi junk food, go to
http://productsfromnz.com/browse_1027_152
You can even peruse other categories of Kiwi products, like music, art, cosmetics, and sheep skins! Have fun!!

Tuesday, January 20, 2009

Adventures in Food: Part 2

So with the good food inevitably comes the bad. Here is my list of bad:

1. Whitebait Fritters
Oh boy. These "omelettes" contain small fish larvae that resembles slimy, translucent worms. Call me crazy and unadventurous, but I'm not eating anything that resembles a slimy, translucent worm.

2. Chicken Flavored Chips
It's gets worse: There's Lamb flavored too.

3. Beets on Hamburgers
Not really that bad, but beets just don't belong there. Just ask McDonald's.

4. Vegemite & Marmite
Ugghh. What ever you do, don't spread this stuff like peanut butter.

5. Fish & Chips
Fish & Chips are good when done right. Fish & Chips purchased from underneath the heat lamps at the corner dairy is not done right.

6. Kiwi Pizza
My Italian friends here never stop going on about this one, and I agree. Apricots, mince lamb, guacamole, cranberry sauce, brie cheese, venison, and honey should never be in the vicinity of a pizza. EVER.  Check out this menu to see what I mean.

Are we having fun yet?

7. Mystery Meat Pies
I've heard these referred to as 'maggot bags.' Would you eat something with than name? Be sure to stick to the quality pies in bakeries.

8. Flavored Milk
Colorful flavored milks fill the dairy cooler at the supermarket. I can understand the chocolate flavor, and maybe even strawberry (remember Strawberry Nestle Quick?), but lime, banana, mango, and root beer? I can't imagine this milk doing your body any good.

9. Lolly Cakes
Ingredients:
melted butter
colored fruit puffs (related to marshmallows)
condensed milk
crushed cookies
dessicated coconut

Directions:
Mix everything into the butter
Shape into a log and cover in coconut
Refrigerate for 2 hours
Throw into the rubbish bin

10. Milo
Made by Nestle and advertised as a nutritious energy drink, Milo looks like a powdered chocolate drink but in fact, tastes like wet cardboard. After my first tasteless attempt making Milo, I added more powder. I ended up with more wet cardboard.

Adventures in Food: Part 1

Hailing from the Bay Area in California, I am used to having access to many different kinds of foods. In San Francisco I could find anything from Syrian dried-apricot candy and Ethiopian flat bread, to Sardinian bottarga pasta and El Salvadorian pupusas. You would think that I might have been exposed to some of the foods popular in New Zealand. But one step into New World City Center introduces me to a whole "new world" of food.

Some recent discoveries:

1. Chocolate Fish
Believe me, this is not what you think. Chocolate fish are chocolate covered marshmallows in the shape of a fish that are often served with hot chocolate. I'm not sure how this one developed but they're good.

2. Roasted Chickpeas
Just that, roasted garbanzo beans. These yummy little crunchy salty nuggets are addicting! We keep them around to satisfy our salty-tooth. They're good in salads too!

3. Fruit Juice Concentrate
Known in our household as "juice ooze." Kiwis enjoy a huge range of fruit juice concentrate to mix with water. We are obsessed with passionfruit mango. These are great for cocktails too! Unfortunately, they are filled with sugar....

4. Feijoa
This delicious fruit is related to the guava and is originally from South America. It has juicy sweet pulp and slightly gritty flesh nearer the skin. I grew up eating feijoas that grew at a relative's house in Bonny Doon and was so excited to re-discover them here. For some reason feijoa has become popular in New Zealand and they use it to flavor yogurts, ice cream, smoothies, jam, juice, and candy. I haven't seen the fresh fruit yet, but I'm hoping that feijoa season is coming soon!

5. Kumara
The kumura is a sweet potato brought to New Zealand by early Maori. It is a staple in the Maori diet and there are numerous uses for the kumara. We like it roasted with herbs, creamed in soup, and even had kumara pie for Thanksgiving.

6. Crumpets
I used to get crumpets at Trader Joe's but they were nothing compared to the crumpets here. NZ crumpets are super moist and full of holes. I have to toast them 3 times to get them a bit crispy enough to hold any sort of jam or Nutella.

7. Cheese
With all the dairy farming here it would seem that NZ would produce excellent cheeses. And there are some good cheeses to be had, just not as many as I expected. Most cheese is very expensive, and you can forget any imported cheeses. My boyfriend buys a huge block of cheese called "Tasty" for his daily cheese sandwiches. It's white, but it's not Monterey Jack and definitely not a white cheddar. I like a cheese called "Vintage" that is an aged cheddar with a hard, crumbly texture.

8. Tim Tams
I discovered these amazingly sinful cookies when I was in Australia and managed to bring a few packages home. A Tim Tam is composed of two layers of chocolate cookie with a chocolate cream filling and coated in a thin layer of textured chocolate. YUM. There is a whole line of Tim Tams with double filling and various fillings such as caramel, mint, raspberry, orange, mocha....Maybe I should import them to the U.S., I know my mom would be my first customer!

9. Lollies and Sucks
AKA Candy and Suckers. The candy, er lollie, aisle in the market is filled with all sorts of new things, and of course I need to try them all! Marshmallow bananas, hokey pokey (toffee-like), gummy feijoas, peanut slab, smokers, jaffas, licorice, milk bottles......I feel like I'm in a Harry Potter book.

10. Lamb
OK, I couldn't leave this one out. Lamb is to New Zealand what apple pie is to the U.S. The meat counter at the market contains cuts of lamb I've never heard of. You can find lamb in everything: burgers, pies, curries, stews, even lamb flavored chips (more on this later). We are eating more and more of it and I try not to make the connection from the cute lambs on the hillsides to the meat on my plate.